Friday, November 10, 2006

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A brick wall on a residential road in Shanghai, one of three built close together, each one higher than the one before. The closest was built with fascinating disregard for the fundamentals of masonry.
There was no gate or entrance visible from the road, and no roof on the structure.
You could have crawled up, if you were curious, and peeked through the window, but all you would have seen was yet another brick wall.

I finally figured out the definition of a sock, and why it is sometmes torn off and waved around in triumph, and batted up and down the field like the grotesquely barbaric polo games featured in the National Geographic of my youth (Oh gross. Is that really a head? Eww. Lemme see...).
I am puzzled, not only by anyone who has the energy to cultivate and practice such an elaborate performance, but also whoever has the tenacity to track down and reveal these individuals.
But I would like a snapshot of an actual sock, because I have in mind nothing more than a pimply, scrawny youth allergic to dander and peanuts who hyperventilates at the idea of being out in public, so Mum saves up to get him a reconditioned computer for Christmas.
Is this the genesis of the Protocols?
Or a lady, myopic and a wee bit older than a certain age, in a grimy chintz bathrobe surrounded by a sea of cats.
But I am confused as to why.

Setting aside the enigma of socks, I am relieved there are (approximately) only two sexes from which to choose, because my confusion over a matter as supposedly simple as this has left me with a certain amount of paranoia.
Who the hell am I talking to?

My, Grandma. What a big vocabulary you have.

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